new jersey whiteout

When one sucks the cum out of another and spits it onto their face.

You gave Jon a New Jersey Whiteout? I feel bad for you.

by Disgusting Gremlin Jon January 30, 2021

Jersey Slammer

Alcoholic Drink:
2 parts: Whiskey (Jameson or Jack Daniels)
1 part: Tequila (Whatever floats your boat)
1 splash: Coca-Cola or Pepsi
Good time?: Totally

You: “Lemme get a ‘Jersey Slammer!’”
Bartender: “Do you hate yourself?”
You: “Only on Friday nights!!”
Bartender: “Oh dayum...”

by TheDrukenCowboy September 4, 2019

New Jersey Drift

When someone goes across a 3 or more lane street in one go without turning on your blinker.

This bastard just pulled a New Jersey Drift.

by YepItsXaddy October 23, 2023

Jersey the mike

This is when at least 2 employees (preferably men) up to all on the shift go into the walk in together to commit sexual acts on one another.

Worker 1: hey man can I jersey the mike ?
Worker 2: only if Jayden joins in

by Megotthegoodsyuh September 19, 2021

New jersey drift

To go from the farthest most left/right lane to the other side of a 3+ lane road

This bastard just pulled a new jersey drift.

by YepItsXaddy October 23, 2023

Jersey Shored

The act of passing out landing flat on your face due to a combination of dehydration and too much alcohol.

Dude...here's the situation...you gotta make sure you're drinking enough water....otherwise you'll wind up jersey shored like that girl did at the old pink house.

by Tihm Uri May 24, 2021

Jersey Left

When you have to go right to turn left , aka a jughandle.

You have to make a left on to Levitt Pkwy from Rt 130 South, but it's a Jersey Left so stay in the right lane so you don't miss it.

by MistrustLoon March 30, 2023