half-sender

A person that doesn’t send the text they meant to or sends half of it.

Being a half-sender is like sending half a tit, we wanna see the whole tit not half a nude, so send the whole text you fuck wad.

by Yato_1 November 4, 2017

I get half

The first thing your ex-wife will say to you after a divorce

1. No need to worry about our failure of a marriage. I get half!!

by Bristol Boore April 14, 2019

Half-Life of a Relationship

Half-Life of a relationship is the time necessary to get over a breakup as expressed as a percentage of the total length of time of the relationship. For example some people take about 1/3 the time the entire relationship lasted for the sense of loss to finally resolve. Concept comes from nuclear physics where the half-life of radioactive material to become less toxic as expressed as a time value from the exposure (breakup) to the radioactive material.

“Man, I dated her for a whole year, and we broke up. It seems from experience that my half-life of the relationship will be about 4 months!”

“Dude, that’s too long, my half-life of a relationship to get over a chick is only 1/5 of the time we were together.”

by Zagorzan November 27, 2019

Stevie half shagged

When you have had sexual intercourse with someone, but they have done a poor/incomplete job

I hope i am never stevie half shagged

by Alcohol slangs January 6, 2019

half life 2

A masterpiece that came out in 2004 and still holds up in 2020.

Wow, half life 2 is still going.

by hello gordon November 9, 2020

Half Right Face

You're in for a smoke session You know you fucked up when you hear this. Usually followed by "Front Leaning Rest Position, Move!" Or anoth

*The Company talking aloud and moving around in formation*

Drill Sergeant: DELTA COMPANY! Why are we talking and moving in the formation? Don't worry I'll fix it! Company ah-TENN-hutt! Half Right Face! Front Leaning Rest position, move! In Cadence!

Company: In Cadence!

Drill Sergeant: Exercise! One Two Three! One Two Three! One Two Three! ONE TWO THREE!

by Jack Bootlip December 5, 2021

Half a Mile Kyle

Huge penis

Ewan Has a Half a Mile Kyle while Sean Gabello is stuck with a millimeter peter

by Definitely not Rodrigo Picozzi July 31, 2020