Apple Tart

A groupie that believes by having the latest innane piece of Apple kit makes their lives worthwhile through the eyes of others. They'd prostitute their time to stand in line because their weak disposition means their only status in life is having something others want on their limited income.

Look at those people standing in line to buy the latest iphone. Bunch of Apple Tarts.

by Rotten to the Core. September 29, 2012

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Apple Bobs

A way of saying "Boring" or "Lame." Originating with boredom created from Bobbing for apples.

George BC: Oh man, I'm so boored.
Pimbo: This Xbox 720 is mad "Apple Bobs!"

or

Abraham: Chill man, I just smoked mad Chronic, I'm trying to chill over here.
Sloppy: You're mad "Bobs for Apples" Bro, I'm trying to watch Curb your enthusiasm.

by Pabraham420 August 19, 2009

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Dirt apple

Butthole, derived from French term pomme de terre (Apple of the earth)

I took a thot home the other night and tongue fucked her dirt apple .

by Scotty timbs May 7, 2018

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apple computer

The best computer in existence.

Apple comps rule! PCs are fucking shit.

by Fucker April 26, 2004

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Bad Apple

a male with an STD

Girl 1: See that cute guy over there? I'm taking him home tonight.

Girl 2: Don't eat from his tree! He's got bad apples.

Girl 1: Oh sick!! no one likes a bad apple!

by aintthatneat January 3, 2012

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Apple Juice

When a woman pisses on a man's erect penis just before he inserts it into her vagina.

She said she had to pee just as I was about to stick it in, so I told the bitch to make it Apple Juice. Then I fucked her before that Apple Juice could drip on my bedsheets.

by Starbright September 25, 2006

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