Sexual Olympics are any major sexual event featuring all types of sexual sports, fetishes, and fantasies. These events last for many hours at a time and are usually loud, orgasmic and often public. The term suggests a competitive nature wherein those watching and/or listening try to compete with others in terms of display and/or noise.
by ˜°•.¸ ★ ḾiƦa ★ ¸.•°˜ August 22, 2011
Get the Sexual Olympicsmug. when one looks for sex with someone below there standard to make them feel wanted in times of sadness, etc. eg a breakup
person one: ew, is that stacey making out with that zit face? but shes hot!
person two: yeh, didnt you hear? sam dumped her.
person one: ohh. sexual healing.
person two: yeh, didnt you hear? sam dumped her.
person one: ohh. sexual healing.
by ambraaa October 8, 2008
Get the sexual healingmug. first base includes kissing whether French, open mouth or peck on the lips or above belt touching
second base includes oral or heavy petting or hand jobs ,hands go below the waist
third base includes sex toys fingering
fourth base includes sexual intercourse/ going all the way (anal also)
second base includes oral or heavy petting or hand jobs ,hands go below the waist
third base includes sex toys fingering
fourth base includes sexual intercourse/ going all the way (anal also)
john:man i'm going out with Jane today
nick:do you think she'll let you go to third base
john:i hope so .i mean its the third date
nick:well i'm only on my second date with Mary and shes gonna make me go to third base tonight
john:damn sexual bases are better than baseball hopefully i'll hit a home run soon
nick:do you think she'll let you go to third base
john:i hope so .i mean its the third date
nick:well i'm only on my second date with Mary and shes gonna make me go to third base tonight
john:damn sexual bases are better than baseball hopefully i'll hit a home run soon
by JAMerican8294 March 24, 2010
Get the sexual basesmug. by OLIVER CLOSOF November 4, 2007
Get the sexual chocolatemug. "Hey this isn't really working for me do you mind if I try something?"
"What is it."
"It's this new thing I heard of called sexual peeing."
"Uhhhhhh ok."
*drinks a glass of water*
"Now we wait."
"What is it."
"It's this new thing I heard of called sexual peeing."
"Uhhhhhh ok."
*drinks a glass of water*
"Now we wait."
by the Nigerian nightmare February 2, 2017
Get the sexual peeingmug. Your sexual identity; sexual preference
Sexual orientations can be as simple as bisexual (attracted to both genders) or as complex as aego-demi-transquasi-pan-androgyno-graysexual. (Even I can't explain this one. I just now made it up.)
Sexual orientations can be as simple as bisexual (attracted to both genders) or as complex as aego-demi-transquasi-pan-androgyno-graysexual. (Even I can't explain this one. I just now made it up.)
Normal person: What's your sexual orientation? I'm bisexual.
Tumblr User: I'm aego-gray-cupio-andro-apora-homosexual.
Normal Person: Oh, I was expecting some simple, like pansexual or asexual.
Tumblr User: *triggered*
Tumblr User: I'm aego-gray-cupio-andro-apora-homosexual.
Normal Person: Oh, I was expecting some simple, like pansexual or asexual.
Tumblr User: *triggered*
by HPTrash November 16, 2017
Get the Sexual Orientationmug. by Spanka October 31, 2007
Get the sexual chocolatemug.