one-eyed wooly booger

another term for the males sex tool. also known as the penis, this instrument is known for gagging and making females scream when used correctly.

Did you see the size of the guy's one-eyed wooly booger?!

by heywoodjablowme August 31, 2006

wooly bugger

An unkept vagina.

She had a wooly bugger between her legs.

by D J Writeready October 9, 2023

Wooly Mammoth

A very unattractive and fat person. Usually said when the person is thought to be atractive but when you see a picture they are ugly.

Kyle: Hey this hot girl is sending me a picture of her!
Jason: Let me see!
Kyle: Just received it, take a look!
Jason:....She looks like a wooly mammoth!
Kyle: FTW

by AHHH ITS A MAMMOTH April 25, 2011

woolie buger

a huge fur pie, like a massive bush and or briar patch...something you could not find the pussy hole through

I warned my brother before he had sex with that bitch, that she had a woolie buger.

by Ninja Boot Anonymous July 21, 2011

Señior Wooly

A psychological bias when you think your abilities are better when you’re high than when you’re sober!!!

Grace: “look how good I am at eating thos demogorgon!”
Alex: “dude thats just Señior Wooly!”

by Smokinhotunitato November 21, 2021

wooly

A wooly is crack cocain mixed with marijuana.....the effects are less lethal

Me and rob smoked a wooly....than we fucked his moms kitchen up

by your mom has a thong? December 18, 2020

Woolies

A term referring to the Australian supermarket Woolworths.

"I'll whip down to Woolies and get some groceries"

by benrad February 8, 2019