A fallback plan for running out of toilet paper, which involves taking an unscheduled shower to prevent dingleberries or racing tracks.
by RootsofWar November 18, 2011
Get the Plan B Toilet Papermug. A toilet paper boxing glove is where some individuals use half a roll of toilet paper each time they wipe their butt.The entire hand is wound with 10-20 wraps of TP all the way down to the wrist. At first glance,the toilet tissue bandaged hand might be mistaken to be broken or badly burned.
by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011
Get the toilet paper boxing glovemug. Super low grade single ply butt ribbon found in the bathrooms of rest stops,service stations and most other public rest rooms.Contains visible chunks of wood pulp.15 sheets glued together qualifies as plywood.What name brands compare their product to and refer to as "the next leading brand".
by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011
Get the rest stop toilet papermug. Inexpensive, single-ply, institutional-grade coarse toilet paper; from a joke. This stuff we use is John Wayne toilet paper; it's rough, it's tough, and it takes no crap off of anyone!
Barry in janitorial services went the passive-aggressive route when he was stiffed on his long-overdue raise. Suddenly, the two-ply Charmin was replaced by John Wayne toilet paper.
by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 12, 2005
Get the John Wayne toilet papermug. Unfortunately all they had in the gas station restroom was John Wayne toilet paper; it's rough, it's tough, and it doesn't take shit off of anybody!
by Lord Bismarck November 15, 2011
Get the John Wayne Toilet Papermug. Bob- check it out, I got a new toilet paper roll
Eric- Check it out, I got a MAGIC toilet paper roll
Eric- Check it out, I got a MAGIC toilet paper roll
by someone_you_dont_know May 18, 2007
Get the magic toilet paper rollmug. by cambells chunky beef January 8, 2005
Get the dirty toilet paper facemug.