eggy stress

Noun - The overwhelming stress that one feels after something eggy happens. Something "eggy" could be being cheated on or going to wipe your bum but realising that there's no toilet roll in the house. The stress you feel from "eggy stress" could be compared to how you would feel if your balls were impaled with a keyring or if a fly landed on your eye and at that moment you blinked - smashing the fly all over your eyeball and permanently blinding you

The first use of the word originated in South England during the early 80's and has frequently been used then on. The phrase declined in popularity since the 2010's however is again on the rise.

Ethan: you, my boy Dextar slept with my gyal
Nathan: Wow, Ethan, can't believe he would do that. How are you feeling?
Ethan: mate, just so much eggy stress right now

by Flashyterror April 2, 2023

Academic Stress

Acadmic stress is mental pressure installed onto the student's brain due to overload of excess and unnecessary losd of school work and high parental expectations.

Synonyms: educational prossure, school overload,sally, negativities of school work, academic stress

by John_wittlory November 30, 2016

Stress Eating

When you have a bunch of Stress and you just find anything to eat cause the amount of stress you are having!!

Wow he is stress eating like a monster just how much stress he have!!

by WillDog September 8, 2020

stress dementia

Stress Dementia describes the loss of memory, mental focus and acuity that occurs when a person experiences heightened levels of stress.

When Clark was fired, he couldn't even remember his own cell phone number due to stress dementia.

by Hopkins21 October 3, 2017

stress hair

White hairs you get from stress, and not because you are old.

Dude...I have so much stress hairs from work!

by Daniel012 May 4, 2005

Stress reliever

Any act that aids in the relief of stress.

Yoga is a stress reliever.

Meditation is a stress reliever.

Excersize is a stress reliever.

Absorption of vitamin d through ultraviolet rays is a stress reliever.

SEX is a stress reliever.

by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015

dick stress

the after effects of constant masterbation in one day/hour/minute.

ive gotten dick stress after masterbating 6 times today.

by brah January 19, 2004