Merp

Your friend that you game with who insistently acts like a little girl.
Your a fucking merp bruh
by Academiclace May 09, 2020
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Merp

Descriptive word for a male who is awkward and indecisive towards women.
Will is merp when he is talking to Bri
by sporty14 January 20, 2024
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what the merp

Its like "what the fuck" but when you want to be silly and goofy
Person 1: Dude I accidentally just locked us out
Person 2: Ugh, what the merp, man!
by geezerpleaser69 November 09, 2023
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