Bathtub Milkshake

When You Drink Bath Water (Intentionally or Unintentionally)

My Brother Had a Bathtub Milkshake Last Night

by PuppyDogs&Weezer March 22, 2023

Bathtub turtle

When your stomach and penis float to the surface of the water in the tub, resembling a sea turtle popping its head up.

I have to remember to knock next time before I see another bathtub turtle.

by Kurtjohnson February 24, 2024

Bathtub List

A list of people you wouldn’t necessarily sleep with, but would let them watch for educational purposes as long as it was not within close proximity. For example, from
bathtub.

Yeah he’s harmless, in fact he’s on my bathtub list.

He wanted to learn more about poly intimacy, I don’t want him to participate and be a hands on learner, but he could be on the bathtub list.

by Lady cranberry June 18, 2025

bathtub circus

When you're taking a bath and decide to pump one out in the tub.

"Man, last night was so relaxing. I had a bathtub circus before bed.

by Courtesity June 14, 2024

bathtub moments

When you read a sexy book in the tub and engage in some sweet solo action due to the books saucy words.

Jill is always enjoying some bathtub moments while rereading Fifty Shades Of Grey.

We ran out of hot water again bc Kevin and his bathtub moments… but at least we aren’t out of Kleenex again!

by Karen #4 June 2, 2022

Reverse Bathtub

Reverse Bathtub (noun)
1. A depraved aquatic maneuver where, instead of soaking in a tub of water, one brave soul becomes the bathtub. Usually involves the "tub" lying on their back in a kiddie pool while one or more participants "fill" them with a questionable blend of body fluids, bath bombs, regret, and occasionally a rubber duck. Not recommended by any licensed plumber or therapist.

"Last night got wild—Tina said she wanted a bubble bath, but Kevin showed up with a snorkel, lube, and a tarp. Full-on Reverse Bathtub situation."

by ChaoticNewTroll October 16, 2025

Bathtub Bluedart

I thought it would be interesting to see what a bluedart would look like if you launched a fart in the bathtub, lit the methane gas as it broke the surface of the water and capture all of it with high speed cameras. I started with one highspeed camera to test the timing and ended up using two that were parallel to each other and mounted them individually on motorized tracks. Both cameras and tracks were submerged and lowered to the exit. Several attempts were made to get the precise timing so that the cameras would launch at the beginning of the first bubble and travel out of water at exactly the sametime, then continuing upward 8 inches above the waters surface. My well timed assistant Veronica, used a Bic and lit the gas as it exited the water. Eureka! We filmed 25 seconds of underwater bubble paradise, that I still use as a Sscreensaver today. An additional 25 seconds was fillmed out of water capturing the first bubble pushing its way through the waters to the awaiting flame. It egnited a myriad of blue colors, each bubble liting the next as it exited.

It is still my favorite highspeed film to date.

I was surprised by the shear size of the flame that was created as my Bathtub Bluedart exited the water nearly taking my eyebrow off.

by Bluedart February 20, 2021