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Smurf

A term in video games that denotes an experienced or decently skilled player in any way (aim, strategy, knowledge in the game, etc) that plays as or creates a new account in a game to be lower-level with the intention of playing against lower level, and therefore lower skilled players, (or "noobs," colloquially). This term also gets loosely thrown around in gaming, since there is nothing wrong with this action, and there's no way people can "catch" smurfers. Maybe it could be an actual new player that quickly grasped the game, or a natural at that specific type of game.
Plyr1: That guy's super good for his level!
Plyr2: Probs a smurf, could be a good player for his seemingly low level, though.
Plyr3: Stop using the term l oosely, and who cares if they're smurfing? Let'em enjoy the game.
by somerandomboiv February 1, 2021
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The act of the smurf involves banging a female. Banging the female while she is laying on her back, the male chokes her until she becomes blue. The male then ejaculates on her forehead/head area.
Damn dude, I banged that chick the other day and pulled the smurf move. It was great! She loved it!
by ThePack101 October 16, 2019
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smurfing

the act of snorting crushed up blue adderall pills, which often leave the user with blue rings around their nose and blue snot
Dude A: Yo, you got some blue shit on your nose. Have you been smurfing?
by lexxilynxx June 24, 2014
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Smurfed

(verb) When a woman chokes or gags (turns blue) on semen or a penis while performing oral sex.
The forensics report came back, and it doesn't look pretty... Apparently her pimp smoked too much PCP and smurfed the poor bitch to death.
by verberator July 19, 2010
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Smurfs

Slang for cops. Used because of their blue uniforms and noticeably unproportional male to female ratio.
Example 1-
Guy 1: How was the party last night?

Guy 2: It got busted by smurfs.

Example 2-
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Driver: Fuck off, smurf.
by ToastyBagels6943vr October 15, 2010
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a term which is used in vain as a substitute for heavy profanities.
Jack: I met up with sophia the other night.
Bill: no way, so what did you smurfing do?
Jack: I totally smurfed her
Bill: no smurfing way
Both: smurf yeah!
by shipleader cat September 15, 2005
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Smurfing

When a girl goes down on one guy then makes out with another guy right after.
Did you hear about Chante' smurfing Justin last night?
by WeekendWarrior22 June 16, 2010
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