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joke

Someone who is way off, way stupid
see: douchebag & john kerry
John Kerry, he isn't just a cunt, he's a motherfucking joke.
by oddfishstick July 7, 2004
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will joke

A joke involving a play on words that no one but the person who said it laughs at.
Guy: Hey Will pass the salt dude.
Will: he he i'll assualt you in a minute.
Guy: Your so fucking gay man, go kill yourself you will jokeing piece of shit.
by Lord Kenzington September 25, 2004
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joke

1. a funny ryhme, story, and/or pun usally designed to either poke fun at an everyday issue, celebrity, and/or designed to be so disgusting that it is funny.

2. A useless person who makes a fool of themselves or has no life. Can be a one time event (usally the funniest), or an everyday thing (usally gets dull)

3. Someone who makes a fool of themselves online by either typeing incorrectly, or not knowing what they are talking about
1. Three men: one an acholic, one a smoker, and one a gay guy, heard that they could live for ever if they could give up there chosen sin. So they accepted and started walking down the streat when they passed a bar and the acholic turned to the others and said, "I can't go on" and went into the bar and sat down and took a sip of beer. POOF. He disappeared and the others continued on their way. As they were walking down the street they came across a whole cigreete. The gay man turned to the smoker and said, "Don't pick that up. If you do were both dead!"
That is a funny joke

2. dude 1: did you see that girl trip over the porch
dude 2: yeah what a joke

3. me: hey shut the hell up in the forum if your not going to proof read your posts! jees what a joke.
the joke: shat teh hel up n00b just u think yr better then this L33tn355
by L33tm4s73r November 19, 2011
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jokes

by Blue man for life January 17, 2008
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joke

A very easy course that requires little outside study.
Spend your time studying for Physiology. Nutrition is a joke.
by matt April 16, 2005
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joke

Dude: wanna hear a joke
Woman: that was so rude why would u say that. That’s not funny I’m super offended and I’m going to Jaén a YouTube video about it
YouTuber: ok guys today were reacting to this feminist kicking over a baby because of a joke a some man said
Viewer: omg haha I’m going to comment a joke
Feminist: I’m so offended——-and this is the cycle
by Crust krabs January 25, 2019
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joke

by angliv123 February 25, 2015
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