Milk

A white liquid drink that you're dad still hasn't came home with.

My dad's at the store getting milk. He'll be back by 2060.

by Ur_Dad_Still_at_The _Store February 16, 2022

Milk

The thing your dad never brought back

my dad went to go get the milk

by Amiday November 11, 2021

Milk

A thing that makes fathers get kidnapped by aliens and when the dad comes back he gets milk again and then he is stuck in a endless loop

Dad: "I will get milk for my family."

Alien: not on my watch

by somepersonwholikescheese May 31, 2022

Milk

Rids potion effects such as jump boost or potion of harming.

You drank milk in Minecraft

by OwU UwO August 30, 2020

Milk

Its what dad likes to get

dad got milk last night but never came back

by NightFall147 October 23, 2019

Milk

huh, its taking dad along time to get the milk. i hope hes ok

My dad went to go get some milk, its been 19 years. i miss him

by 2020 in a real nutshell March 23, 2021

Milk

typically used as "that's milk" or "that's so milk" or "how milk is that?" or "you're milk"

can be used in a positive or negative context, similar to "sick"

can be used in conjunction with "man" to call someone a "milkman", which follows the same rules as "milk"

negative:

A: oh no I just stepped in dog shit!!
B: oh thats milk!

or

A: yeah I like to put capers and peanut butter on my tacos

B: you're fucking milk, man what the hell

positive:

A: I just got accepted for that fellowship!!
B: woah!!! that's so milk I'm so proud of you!

A: *does a cool skateboard trick*

B: yooo that was fucking milk dawg

by peachtime March 4, 2023