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Douche Knuckle 

Someone who intentionally tells someone else wrong information
Clifftopher: When is the English paper due
Danny: Wednesday
David: It's due Thursday
Danny: Oh yeah
Matthew: Way to go Douche Knuckle

Dick Knuckle

When your cock torques off to the left (or right), resembling a semi-ripe banana when erect, and a partially hooked finger when flaccid. Common in angry short men, orangutans, and intellectual pygmies.

Colloquialism for Peyronie’s disease.
"Dude, did you see Mike in the shower?"

"Yeah bro, what the actual fuck is up with his dick? It looks like a hooked finger"
"Total dick knuckle going on there. Fucking gross."

Driveby Knuckle Children 

Louis, a mild-mannered demure guy, had just started dating horny, hung Dave. Louis wanted to "take things slow" and not fornicate right away. This gave Dave frustrated blue balls. One day after work they were heading upstairs and Dave grabbed Louis and went to the bathroom, where he pulled Louis' hand around and together they jerked Dave off leaving Driveby Knuckle Children all over the bathroom.

dung knuckle 

When you wipe and the toilet paper rips and your bung touches your knuckle leaving a small layer of shit
Person 1: Damn bro you have gnarly dung knuckle!
Person 2: damn didn’t think you’d notice. I thought it always felt a lil nice.
dung knuckle by Pepper249 March 30, 2024

Dick Knuckle

Someone who thinks they are nonchalant and thinks that they are humorous and have W rizz, but in reality they're just a loser.
Girl: That girl over there thinks she's so nonchalant, but she's such a dick knuckle.
Dick Knuckle by yustank February 5, 2025

Double moose knuckle 

Damn look at tyreesha’s double moose knuckle , it could swallow a house