An urban dick-tionary is when you go to the urban dictionary but then go onto a porn site for dictionary's.
a state of such profound boredom because there are no males around to fondle/no females in the vicinity to remind a male he does in fact still have a working package. the bored person then spends the majority of the day reading urban dictionary definitions and laughing in a rocking fashion to themselves. and perhaps also scaring off their cat/cobra/rock
"I wore my pink socks yesterday to sleep and felt like a princess!"~ normal person with a social life in everyday conversation.
*hysterical laughter* ~person formerly in a state of such profound boredom...
"Ha.. what?"
"You said 'pink sock'! you know..."
"no..."
"oh... man, i clearly have been urban dick-less for too long."
*hysterical laughter* ~person formerly in a state of such profound boredom...
"Ha.. what?"
"You said 'pink sock'! you know..."
"no..."
"oh... man, i clearly have been urban dick-less for too long."
by Roscoe Chanciepants October 23, 2011
Omg it's large as fuck
No really
Just take a look my guy
๐ณ๏ธ ๐โจ๐OMG๐โจ๐ณ๏ธ ๐
๐ณ๏ธ ๐โจ๐YOU'RE GAY?๐ณ๏ธ ๐โจ๐
Asscrack is typing...
๐โจ๐ฑ๐ณ๏ธ ๐๐๐ณ๏ธ ๐โจ๐๐ฑโจ๐ช๐ฆ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ฆ๐๐๐ฟ๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ฆ๐๐ฟ๐๐จ๐๐ฆโจ๐ฟโจ๐งโจ๐ฆโจโจ๐ฆโจ๐ฆ๐๐ช๐ช๐จ๐ฑ๐๐๐ช๐ง๐ช๐ช๐จ๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐จ๐ฑ๐โจ๐จ๐ฟ๐โจ๐ฆ๐ช๐นโฅ๏ธ๐นโฅ๏ธ๐น๐น๐น
No really
Just take a look my guy
๐ณ๏ธ ๐โจ๐OMG๐โจ๐ณ๏ธ ๐
๐ณ๏ธ ๐โจ๐YOU'RE GAY?๐ณ๏ธ ๐โจ๐
Asscrack is typing...
๐โจ๐ฑ๐ณ๏ธ ๐๐๐ณ๏ธ ๐โจ๐๐ฑโจ๐ช๐ฆ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ฆ๐๐๐ฟ๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ฆ๐๐ฟ๐๐จ๐๐ฆโจ๐ฟโจ๐งโจ๐ฆโจโจ๐ฆโจ๐ฆ๐๐ช๐ช๐จ๐ฑ๐๐๐ช๐ง๐ช๐ช๐จ๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐จ๐ฑ๐โจ๐จ๐ฟ๐โจ๐ฆ๐ช๐นโฅ๏ธ๐นโฅ๏ธ๐น๐น๐น
"Urban Dictionaries Dick was huge as fuck my guy"
"Really?"
"Yeah"
"Haha now you're gay"
"( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)"
"W-whats with that look?
*drops soap*
"Shi-"
"UD-T WAS huge my guy"
"But wanna see something bigger than that?"
"uhh I uhh"
"Really?"
"Yeah"
"Haha now you're gay"
"( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)"
"W-whats with that look?
*drops soap*
"Shi-"
"UD-T WAS huge my guy"
"But wanna see something bigger than that?"
"uhh I uhh"
by PeePeeRatTheULTIMATEPOTAT November 24, 2021
A person, usually under the age of 18, who tries to use the notorious website "urbandictionary.com" to write made-up words, names of people that they personally know, names of controversial celebrities, or other such trivial things, attempting to then create and invent silly, more often than not offensive, and edgy definitions in order to result funny, or maybe even to "post a screenshot for the boys" if they do happen to succeed in the ordeal. Unfortunately, though, Urban Dick-tioners, due to their immaturity, lack of proper grammar and cringy sense of humor, usually end up creating unfunny and tasteless jokes that do not possess the same quirkyness that can be found in proper memed words on "urbandictionary.com". As a result of this whole debacle, their monstrous creations rarely get voted to be added and actually end up on the site.
"Josh is such an Urban Dick-tioner, he keeps posting Jake Paul words circle-jerking the fact that he is bad like anyone doesn't already know, or that Fortnite sucks. It's no wonder that he spends his days on Reddit (Wholesome Keanu Chungus 100) and still has no girlfriend or stable income."
by YouHateToSeeIt June 24, 2020
Jokingly telling a friend about a word you created and then they immediately post it to Urban Dictionary, subsequently taking all the credit for your genius.
by Dr.XGirlfriend September 20, 2013
by Morgaine6 December 10, 2016