rustic man shirt

A flannel, plaid, long sleeve, button down shirt of any combination of black, red, blue, brown, dark green, and dark orange.
Often traditionally worn by lumberjacks, but more recently worn by scene kids, and indie kids, especially in the San Francisco Bay Area.

"Damn, Jake's red and black plaid shirt makes him look like such a lumberjack"
"Yeah, that is a true rustic man shirt"

by a crisp man March 11, 2018

L mans

Typically when your friend does something lame or borderline bro code?

“I saw him talking game to yo girl, he’s a L Mans for that”

by Duck head Larry October 27, 2021

Beta Man

Darragh ”Hammerhead” McGuiness. The definition of a lost-cause loser. Typically a fall from grace. Peaks at 13.

Darragh is such a beta man.

by Jay Cartwright 2022! May 4, 2022

White man

The kind of guy you're glad to see walk away.

People were happy when the white man finally left the building, for now they would no longer have the blues, because nobody was giving them the blues anymore.

by The Original Agahnim September 25, 2021

cotton candy man

When you get to dutch bros with ashley and have already ordered just to find out there was a cotton candy smoothie

Omfg theres a cotton candy man a smoothie

by Stephanie august June 4, 2021

fat man split

The split that a fat man gets in his belly below his belly button, but above his waist line.

Look at the fat man split on that huge bastard!!! He really needs to wear a shirt in public.

by seanzi88 September 13, 2016

The Beagle Man

He is the beagle man.

The beagle man sat on the porch reading the urban dictionary.

by Owen Cerruto June 14, 2024