Dickson hooked up with Sarah in front of a room of people and Mel, yet is still mean to her who could text Leigha in .5 seconds and let her know. Don't shit where you eat.
by mluque July 15, 2016
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Get the pighujuioppipy up shit creek without a paddle mug.When you are that busy, that you don't even have time to look down when you are having a shit because you are too focused on something, you have to take it into the bathroom with you and use the toilet as a temporary office
Extreme measures involve having to wipe without even checking the state of the tissue before flushing it.
Extreme measures involve having to wipe without even checking the state of the tissue before flushing it.
'I had that many emails coming through that I had to reply to, I didn't even have time to look at my own arse when I shit.'
by Davethefan August 9, 2015
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Get the suck my fat cock you dip shit mug.steve: you got a splatter on your pants, what does that mean?
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dave: i shitted my pants i am for real
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Senator: Don't feed me shit, and tell me it's sugar.
Senator: Don't feed me shit, and tell me it's sugar.
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