i am way to sober for this shit right now

It means that the person can’t even deal with this right now, come get them when there drunk or something.

Friends being annoying, me “ I am way to sober for this shit right now.”

by Cosmog March 2, 2021

fuck like fuck like shit like cum

use it only when you fucking lost it at everything

*high pitched "fuck like fuck like shit like cum" noises*

by chickenwatermelon April 19, 2021

National beat the living shit out a ginger day

On the 24th of September it’s National beat the living shit out a ginger day on this day you get to beat the living shit out of one ginger and only one pick wisely

It’s National beat the living shit out a ginger day let’s go beat up the ginger twat

by Bigultimateman November 23, 2020

you don't know shit from your asshole

To be oblivious or uninformed on a subject you are trying to create a dialogue about.

The fact you think the government faked the moon landing proves you don't know shit from your asshole.

by djstickyfing3rz April 3, 2015

oh shit if I get caught with this I'm fucked

What is said after you accidentally (or sometimes purposely) download child pornography onto your computer.

B3nhur: hey i just DLed one night in paris
J4ke: omg! is it hott??
B3nhur: oh shit if i get caught with this i'm fucked
J4ke: wut? y?
B3nhur: cause it's fuckin kid porn under the wrong name
J4ke: omfg

by J4ke July 15, 2006

Jump down and say some fucking gay shit

"I'm gay!"

Maxmoefoe:"Jump down, Jump down and say some fucking gay shit"
*iDubbbz jumps from the fridge*
iDubbbz:"I'm gay!"

by Lol faggot piece of shit July 15, 2017

God Damn Motherfucking Shitty Fucking Shit Fuckers

expression indicating extreme anger and/or
pain. see motherfucker

jayquan: yo nice kicks
shawn: thanx
jayquan: watch out for that pile of nasty shit!!......
shawn: what? aw, god damn motherfucking shitty fucking shit fuckers! i just bought these!!

by killa March 3, 2005