gargantuan hammer

Someones who's erected or soft penis is so large that one is said to be able to see it from space. This term can only be applied to people who have had their male reproductive organs compared to that of a horse. People defined as gargantuan hammers tend to be in prison or working as a prostitute. ( pronouns: dude, guy)

"Holy shit, that kid Graham is a fucking gargantuan hammer"

by suferdude90266 November 3, 2021

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hammered

Getting HAMMERED during sex using the hammer tool

person 1: Harder!

person 2: are you sure about this? it seems dangerous

person 1: YES JUST HAMMER ME HARDER!

Person 1 got hammered really hard during sex

by BTheM January 6, 2022

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Clear bag of hammered shit

The worst a person could possibly feel, clear for all to see

After drinking all night, the next day at work I felt like a clear bag of hammered shit.

by Brentroxum February 1, 2024

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Reverse Hammer Style

When you proceed to slap yourself in the face with a plastic hammer to show that you want some abuse in a sexual way

Girl: mom why’s that older man looking at me?
Mother: oh it’s fine sweetie he just wants the reverse hammer style

by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022

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hammer gel

Hammer Gel is any form of lubrication used for jacking off.

Bill got a hand full of hammer gel and wacked it

by Five 0 August 2, 2010

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Thor's Hammer

Mixed drink - Beer mixed with mead in a 3:2 ratio.

The name comes from the feeling of being hit by a hammer and only the worthy can pick you up from the ground.

"One large Thor's Hammer please."

"Do you want some magnesium and an infusion with that?"

"Yes please."

by dave132 June 2, 2021

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