pontoon eyes

A person with cod eyes. One eye sticking, one eye twisting.

That David Blunkett (MP) hasn't half got pontoon eyes.

by Bobby Wetfeather July 31, 2004

Eyes Right

A term used when a nice bit of totty walks past, with all her undercarriage hanging out like a car crash.

Check the camels foot on that, "eyes right, skin back tight". One top hat magoo coming right up.

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 4, 2004

Blunt eye

when smoke from a blunt or other device gets smoke in your eyes, and causes intense redeye.

dude, you have hardcore blunt eye

by --> SAO <-- March 6, 2011

eyes and teeth

Nigger in the dark

What are those white things floating in the air...

by im black July 14, 2003

eye fuck

To scrutinize someone in a lecherous way.

When she saw the hot guy on the dance floor, she looked him up and down, eye fucking him.

by Adastra April 5, 2004

eye-floater

Those things that you see occasionally, and are like lines of nothing, created on the eye's photoshop.

Person 1: Hey man wha-
Person 2: Hey, whats wrong?
Person 1: Holy fuck! Theres a bomb in my eye!
Person 2: Silly man, thats just an eye-floater!

by bostonriot June 11, 2009

hogs eye

hole in the tip of a gentlemans appendage required for spurting of urine or jizm.

jesus...the cock-doctor jammed a cocktail umbrella down my hogs eye.

by Simon September 17, 2003