jay and silent bob

me and my homie. we are the real life equivalent

Random guy: hey tom and daz. you two are so much like jay and silent bob. teach me how to be as cool as you
tom and daz: sorry its impossible

by tinytom December 9, 2008

one ball jay

jacob cox has on ball

real men have 2 balls, jacob has one ball.

by justin fucking recchia July 21, 2003

John Jay Middle School

A social hierarchy ruled by kids compensating for their own deep insecurities by putting others down. It could be anything from your clothes to your sexuality to the TV shows you watch. Have fun, you're stuck there for 3 years!

"I survived John Jay Middle School."
"How'd you do it?"
"All I had to do was give up my individuality."

by NoCapsNoSpaces July 2, 2016

the jay wood fist pump

A simple fist pump used to signify success.

after the intubation was complete the jay wood fist pump was used to let everyone know it was successful.

by throat chopper May 31, 2007

Jay County High School

A School located in Jay County Indiana(Known as Jaytucky to the natives). Over half the students vape and the corporation does not know what to do. We are very broke because they give the Administrators a raise instead of spending it on good shit. We also have a very high amount of Yee Yee students who have an obsession with their trucks, their sister, and anything that has Trump 2020 on it. We only have 5 teachers who are decent out of around 75.

Basically, there are better schools to succeed in rather than this shithole.

Also do not talk shit about our football team to football team members, they will fuck you up, even though our team BARELY won once.

Ayyy what school do you go to?
Uh Jay County High School.
Oh shit their football team sucks ass I'm sorry bro.

by Warren Lunarfox November 20, 2019

Jay-z

A Brooklyn rap artist who was originally Jaz-o's student

Jay-z a retired rapper who don't want to really retire...lol

by Amp D October 22, 2010

john jay middle school

The most spoiled, pathetic, disgusting, fake, trendfollowing school in the omniverse, ruled by drama and kids trying to be cool, every child gets whatever they want. Sports teams are pretty terrible but if you're on them you are automaticly popular. Fake relationships that last for 2 seconds pop up every week and are autistic. Cancerous shit like jeffy memes rule the school and there is a social hierarchy on Instagram and Snapchat, every student here should change their ways cuz their cancerous, except for me.

Yo that jjms school is fucked up fam.
YOU SEE THAT NEW JEFFY VIDEO ITS HOT AF IN JJMS RN
OH SHITT MY INSTAGRAM POST WAS SO ARTSY ALL OF JJMS LIKED IT
Bruh we have to survive 3 years of this john jay middle school hellhole.

by Jfy May 27, 2017