fat facing

When you have a phone with a keypad up to your face and accidentally hit some of the keys.

"I tried getting transferred to tech support, but I ended up fat facing the call and was transferred to sales."

by dhenning July 8, 2009

GPS face

A driver's face illuminated by a dashboard GPS at night.

At 5 am the highway if full of GPS faces.

by Dacoroman March 26, 2009

Boston Face

A specific facial aesthetic, predominantly in females, unique to Boston Massachusetts. Characterized by a combination of facial features including thin lips, thin eyebrows, narrow eyes, and artificially colored hair. Typically a result of genetic and environmental factors unique to the Greater Boston Metro Area. Once you see it, you cannot unsee it.

"Bro should I swipe right? She's wicked cute but has a major case of Boston Face"
"Idk bro, she looks like a Toyota Corolla barreling down the Mass Pike"

by Boston Paulie June 18, 2021

Triangle Faced

To smoke marijuana and become intoxicated on a very large level.

"I got so triangle faced last night after smoking that fat nug."

by Puff the magic dragon22 September 6, 2011

Flat Face

Annoying people who are rude and ugly. They are manipulative, and backstabbers.

Your boss being manipulated to be bias for your flat face coworker to get you in trouble.

by Cattyfox February 28, 2022

face farming

the act of growing a beard and/or mustache.

"sweet face farming, dotson. I've never seen you with a goatee"

by blue eyes, yo March 4, 2010

face on a stick

A girl with a pretty face, who is devoid of all traces of boobs or womanly shapes as a consequence of self starvation.

- Damn, did you watch that Top Model show last night? There are some fine chicks in there.

- Sure, if you like a face on a stick. No bone gnawing for me, thanks.

by Dr Heelhook July 29, 2010