noodle it

When you can't fit all the food into your mouth so you slurp it as you would spaghetti

"This lettuce won't first in my mouth"
"Noodle it dude"

by Hsjsnrjd October 13, 2016

Noodle slurper

an Italian person who cooks and eats pasta, just all Italians in general.

person 1: "Hey is this Italian approved?"

person 2: "noodle slurper certified"

by kittycatkittykittymeow February 7, 2023

Swedish Noodling

When a woman puts a bunch of Swedish fish in her asshole and her partner eats the Swedish fish out of her ass with his tongue

Person 1: Have you ever tried Swedish Noodling?
Person 2: Yes, my life has never been the same.

by RealUrethraFranklin May 2, 2025

chubby noodle

A chubby noodle is what Mike Pence gets when he thinks of twinks.

Mike Pence wasn't initially interested in the vice presidency, but Donald Trump promised him an introduction to Billy Bush and Pence got a chubby noodle.

by kafe November 28, 2016

noodles

The word one uses after proving their statement correct after an intense argument. the reaction used after winning an argument. The act of being put on noodles.

Bob: January has 30 days.
Bill: No it has 31 days... Noodles!

Bill put Bob on noodles after proving Bill's statement to be false.

by Em&M December 11, 2013

Noodling

When you done to much meth an have no control of how your arms legs head an body move

Alex:Why cant I go to Wal-Mart?

DuhDuh: cause your actin weird.

Alex: what am I doing.

Bro you been noodling all day.

by Dixie nomous October 2, 2019

gutter noodling

Fondling someone from behind while they are completely oblivious

Damn Jana, stop gutter noodling me I'm watching tv!

by bmx_2k15 June 9, 2017