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shitty cookie

When you get a fortune cookie that gives you identical numbers for your lotto picks.
WTF! My lucky numbers are 5-15-25-30-25! What a shitty cookie!
by Hoof Hearted May 23, 2008
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cookie vegan

A person who normally is vegan, e.g. eats no meat or dairy, but will eat a non-vegan cookie any time.
Amy tried to be vegan for a month, but went cookie vegan after her grandmother cooked her favorite oatmeal raisin cookies.
by Suzanne Greene November 8, 2007
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Cookie Dookie

A shit that lowkey be looking like a cookie, or could be a shit with small pieces of a cookie, (possibly whole or unchewed) in it
Person 1: How was your dump bro!
Person 2: Nice as hellllllll, it was a major cookie dookie!!!
by peepeepoopooman:) July 25, 2020
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spicy cookie

when ones physical apperance is "hot" or spicy like a jalapeno. and their personality and how they treat others is "sweet" like a cookie
aww babe your my spicy cookie
by himalaya J February 18, 2009
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Jew cookie

When you get a fortune cookie and get no fortune. (it happens)
Yo, my boy Mitch got a fortune cookie and there was no fortune!!!! he got Jew cookied!!
by gainttitzzzzzzzz April 3, 2012
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Qweef Cookie

1. adj. a foul smelling gas in or around the vagina
2. a rather distasteful or vulgar individual. 3. Random insult
Screw you qweef cookie" , " Stop being such a pussy you qweef cookie
by Craig F. Christ October 12, 2010
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cookie d'oh!

The experience of realizing you forgot to order Girl Scout cookies from the local seller. Sometimes accompanied by a forehead slap and a wave of regret. It happens most often when the seller is distributing cookies to those who did buy.
I had a cookie d'oh! when Eddie handed out his daughter's Girl Scout cookie orders. Next year I'll order for sure.
by Hot Beth February 9, 2010
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