you get it

When someone is telling one of those really long 'isn't it so weird when' stories, and no one can identify, and they go to one person in the group desperately and say, "You get it, right?'

Molly: Yeah, like, it's so weird when you're in the hot tub and you're looking up at the stars and you think, 'Hey, I could die right now, my grandma could be dead right now and I wouldn't even know.'

Everyone: ?

Molly: (grabs someone's arm) You get it, right? Like, it's the weirdest feeling...you get it, right?

by Angelacia July 18, 2007

Are You On Crack?

When someone says something that is either unbelievable or utterly foolish and stupid.

Giraffe: Im not a retard. D&S: Are you on Crack?

by blazer275 February 24, 2011

you do

similar to 'you are' or 'no you'
another low form of retaliation

"you are a fag"
"you are"
"you do"

by ZoK March 21, 2003

how are you

Oft used as a do-not-bother-replying greeting, "how are you" represents the impersonalization of modern society stretched to an extent never witnessed before. It is however still okay to use it as long as you genuinely care.

EXAMPLE 1
Person A: Hi, how are you?
Person B: How are you?
(Conversation over)

EXAMPLE 2
Person A: Hi, how are you?
Person B: Like you care.

by Jonathan Archer January 1, 2006

Fuck You

Fuck You

Fuck You

by Lukas858 February 18, 2018

you ho

you are a whore
you ho

sucky sucky 5 dolla you ho

by BoxerNYC August 20, 2006

You would

A phrase used by fucking morons in response to nearly everything. It usually makes no sense in the way it is used, but since the speaker is a fucking idiot, they don't know or care.

A: No, I can't go, I have to work today.

B: You would.

by steviewonder January 22, 2009