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9 Year Old

by DictionariesArePeopleToo May 27, 2019
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old man beer

The beer that you've been drinking since you started drinking so even if there is better stuff you still drink that beer because it's what you're used to.
"I know Bud is terrible but I drink it anyways, it's my old man beer."
by Arbitrary December 29, 2013
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Old Slapper Wasted

To be extremely drunk, high or a mixture of both - the inevitable fate of those whose livers survive the ten year period of White Girl Wastedness. The excessive drinking has damaged not only their internal organs but also their appearance and psyche.
"Look at her - she's White Girl Wasted!"
"Nah, mate, she's well over 27 - Old Slapper Wasted for sure!"
by Brois May 16, 2014
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old one eye

Male genitalia, specifically the "poker", or penis.
Old one eye snuck a look at her roast beef.
by Tornado69 May 10, 2006
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Old Wet Dog

A dirty dick. When the penis is not washed between sex with different, multiple partners.
I could smell his old wet dog before he railed me but I didn’t care.

Your penis tastes like a fishy snatch. You feeding me an old wet dog?

My wife divorced me after one wet dog too many.
by Dick Onchin October 14, 2020
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old sport

It's pretty rare (1 out of 100.000), but if a black man says this to a white woman it normally means he is in love with her but he's unable to show his real feelings.
"You're such a good old sport!"
by AlphaChris December 14, 2021
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Old Saint Dick

While taking a girl from behind, grab some of her hair in each hand and shout "Now! Dasher, now! Dancer, now! Prancer and Vixen,
"On! Comet, on! Cupid, on! Donder and Blitzen"
For a present I gave my girlfriend the old saint dick. Best Christmas ever.
by Mrs Claws September 25, 2013
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