Jordan-Gank

The theory that providing assistance to a losing situation will not improve upon it. It would be better to capitalize on a winning alternative, or to improve one's own situation.

"Has anyone seen our Jungler?"

"Are you winning lane?"

"No?"

" You should never expect a Jordan-Gank"

by JTrollen March 25, 2021

JORDAN

A jordan is a prepubescant boy who was born when his father cummed into the toilet and he evolved out of a sewer drain. From the chemicals in the sewer it has turned the jordans skin fully white like a piece of paper. Jordans facial expression lacks emotion, this is because he has no soul and the only thing he is attracted too are that of a species called ethans. Ethans and jordans are destine to fall in love in one life or another, and parttake in gay sexual intercourse to create what is known as a mason or a max. Jordan speaks in a high pitch lgbtq toned voice.

Brooo i me and my holmie got so horny last night w just started jordanning.

I didnt have a cumsock last night so i just pulled a jordan.

Wow prince phillip skin look like a jordan.

by Dickslaya685 September 28, 2022

jj jordaned

the act by which Kappa Delta sorority sends members to national probation without evidence they did anything wrong

KD Jj Jordaned another member because they didn't like her calling out their racism

by KDsucks January 17, 2024

Jordan

A handsome sexy beaner that wants to make popsicles out of Viane’s discharge.

Look at Jordan! He’s making popsicles out of vianes discharge!

by DischargeCreator November 24, 2021

Jordan

An enby that is wanted by every woman who has ever seen them. Gets laid very often and has a VERY huge penis. They're extremely good looking. They have the most gorgeous eyes in the universe and has been told to be a model. But spits game like a champ.

Get you a fucking Jordan!

by indirecterection October 9, 2020

Jordan

Crazy motherfucker. Posted up 24/7 in the kratom fort. They call him the horse in the field

1: Jordans in the field again in his kratom fort.
2: As expected.

by WEADSMOKERR January 7, 2022

Jordan

Jordan is the best little brother you can have he's very bad likes hitting people and likes to act cool in school he's a fish well that's what his siblings call him he's most likely to have a sister name jade and a brother name Joe Joe. Jordan is also very evil. He also gets all the girls and he's very hot

Who is that cute boy over there. That's definitely a Jordan

by Yoofav.queenjayyy March 25, 2017