Jack Burns

The act in which a dominant homosexual male penetrates a submissive homosexual male so hard in the doggy style position that the submissive's knees get 3rd degree carpet burns.

"How was it with your partner last night, Dave?"

"It was fine, up until he started giving me a Jack Burns"

by Raumgeist August 28, 2018

bodies to burn

things to do -by s.clay wilson in zap comix -a statement sure to attract puzzled looks

how bout saturday, dude? -i've got bodies to burn!!

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

Cap Burn

The action of unscrewing a bottle cap and slipping, burning the skin in between your thumb and pointer finger.

Man, the cap on that soda was tight. It gave me a little cap burn.

by Delfer04 July 3, 2020

Banana Burn

Banana induced heartburn

When you eat a banana and it gives you Banana burn

by Springenatic March 19, 2010

Wookie Burn

1. The act of catching gonorrhea or clamidia from an extremely hairy man or woman.

2. The abrasion that occurs from spooning with an extremely hairy man.

"Did you hear about Gina? She slept with that scandelous Indian dude. His trifflin ass gave here the clap!"

"What isle is your neosporin in? This dude I slept with while I was drunk gave me a wookie burn."

by Wild N Wooly October 20, 2011

Turn and Burn

Working two shifts so close together than the only thing you have time to do in between is sleep

The boss needs me to come in and work 6am-3pm then come back at midnight to help out overnight. That's one hell of a turn and burn

by CwHart November 1, 2018

mask burning

Apparently, this is a thing believe it or not. It happened recently in Idaho where a bunch of entitled Karens and their children gathered around the capitol state grounds and lit a bunch of face masks on fire.

Angry parents and children: STOP THE QUARANTINE, WE WANT OUR FREEDOMS BACK!!!!!!!!!

Angry parents and children: WE WILL RESORT TO MASK BURNING IF WE DON'T GET WHAT WE WANT!!!!!

Literally everyone else: lol

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 25, 2021