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Clown Time

Socially acceptable phrase used to express the desire to fuck someones face
"Bro, I sure wish I could get some clown time with that hottie over there"
by Golden Foot April 17, 2012
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arm time

The time spent masturbating whilst thinking of a particular person.
Guy #1: Hey Bro, remember my ex from last year.. what did ya think of her?

Guy #2: Fuck, I gave her some arm time!
by mr_dirtbox December 4, 2010
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Lillard time

Derived from basketball player Damian Lillard, who was famous for his ability to suddenly go from 0 to 100. From that point one he would be unstoppable, hitting buzzer beaters and clutch threes... the list goes on. Tapping your wrist where a watch would be several times signifies lillard time. This is usually done after having a very good run in a sporting event or hitting a clutch shot in basketball specifically.
Oh my goodness, that shot was extraordinarily deep, how did it even go in? Wow, it is Lillard time.
by Gablabatoponus August 24, 2020
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Vital Times

Song and E.P by Seattle hardcore band, ON.
Lusting for power and money and fame, what is it for?
Ignoring the tragedy in front of our face, while looking for more.
Complacent thoughts are ruling our minds
We lack response, all feeling is lost, another sign of the times

WE'VE GOT TO CHANGE
The way we live in this world
WE NEED TO CHANGE
Change it

Obsessed with image, envy and greed, it isn't true
Placing importance on things we don't need, it's running us through
Privilege begins where the mind wants to quit
We've started with more than we would like to admit (like to admit)

WE'VE GOT TO CHANGE
The way we live in this world
WE NEED TO CHANGE
Do it

Can you feel it?
Is it any wonder we feel so empty inside?
We need to change the way we live in this world
Whats become acceptable is fucking absurd
Where do our priorities lie?
Well im disgusted
I need to look at how I walk through this life
I need to recognize that im tied to this strife
No more denial

VITAL TIMES

We need
URGENT MINDS
In these
VITAL TIMES
by xpedderzx October 24, 2008
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cellphone time

Christina only uses her cellphone to check for the time.
I don't need a watch anymore, I have cellphone time.
by Salito December 14, 2017
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Time Blindness

The typical Zoomer excuse for badly handled time management.
Boss: Why were you an hour and a half late for work???
Anon: Sorry, my time blindness makes me forget I have things to do in an timely fashion. Sorry!
Boss: Sorry! You're fired. Do better in future jobs please.
by LimeSenpai October 14, 2023
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twitter time

1) time when you tweet (and shit) sitting on the toilet
2) bathroom break
This is Trump's twitter time again, and as usual he shares the shit going to his head with all of us
by Kon D'Or November 30, 2016
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