Russian Swamp Goggles

To shit in swimming goggles and put them on them in their sleep

Hey you wanna do a prank, yeah lets do Russian swamp goggles

by ifuckedmilfs November 1, 2021

russian sleigh ride

The act of inserting ones penis into the ass of his partner and then riding them down the stairs completely naked.

Andy: Hey Cynthia , how would you like to go for a Russian sleigh ride

Cynthia: sure let me get my knee pads first

by Jailbait94 May 5, 2016

Russian Opium Cartel

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Tim:Have you heard Russian Opium Cartel's new song?
Daniel:No i havent
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by RussianOpiumCartelFanboy January 27, 2019

Russian Log Flume

when havin anal sex you pull out pour some Vodka or Sminof on your fireman. Then get her to suck it off then resume anal sex.

John: "Hey man, wanna take shots.? You got plenty of Vodka"

Philip: "Naw man, me and my girl are gonna try that Russian Log Flume".

by 13222465 January 19, 2011

russian pipe cleaner

The act of soaking a tampon in vodka, and inserting it into ones anus.

Matt got fucked up doing a russian pipe cleaner this weekend

by Drewbydew January 24, 2016

Russian Beer Midget

A creature of Russian lore who will appear to you if you consume more than 2 Liters of Vodka. He will appear to you and kick your ass and once you pass out he will sodomize you.

“Bro be safe with those shots of vodka you don't want the Russian Beer Midget to appear and penetrate ya!”

by DoesntDrinkVodka November 26, 2020

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