The Law of Irony

If you like something ironically for long enough you will start to actually like it.

The Law of Irony:
Person 1: Lol show me your feet bro thats soooo sexy
Person 2: It was funny the first 7 times now I'm thinking you actually like feet
Person 1: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by I love Grandilex August 2, 2021

corn laws

Old news. A topic that has been done to death. First used circa 1999 on the Popbitch message boards.

Bob: "Celebrity X has been having an affair with Celebrity Y!"
Alice: "corn laws"

by happyharry February 20, 2023

Arundel's law

When someone is so ignorant and uneducated scientists had to introduce negatives into the IQ system

you are a perfect example of Arundel's law

by FieldMarshalFluffy April 16, 2023

nathan's law

The tenancy to gain skill in a particular pursuit or passion, given time expended towards its completion.

Nathan doesn't observe Nathan's law, as he does not gain skill over time in PUBG.

by bill schuler June 18, 2018

the law of biology

a made-up explanation by an accountant as to why one cannot finishing consuming 5 beers without peeing

I really wanted to finish my bucket of beers at the theater but it was either my lack of testicles or the law of biology that made me have to use the bathroom prior to finishing them... I left the movie theater in shame.

by tornadochaser November 22, 2013

Jobwin's Law

the rule that if given enough time in any online discussion about Apple, someone will eventually make a comparison to Steve Jobs would have done differently (a variation on Goodwin's law)

"If Steve Jobs were alive, he would have never allowed that color choice on the new packaging."
OR
"Steve Jobs must be rolling in his grave over the new Apple commercials!"

"Can we please stop mentioning Steve Jobs' name everything Apple does something we don't like? Jobwin's law is really pissing me off right now."

by somethingelsefl August 2, 2012

ternent's law

A law of music which states that no song about the floor, the club or putting your hands up in the air, etc can be audially pleasing. Comical songs may be exempt from the law.

person 1 - "that new song about the club is horrible"
person 2 - "it was bound to be, its ternent's law"

by baz45 March 14, 2013