Bougie Fruits

Mangoes, starfruit, jackfruit, Anjou pears, pomegranate

Nobody brings bougie fruits to eat at their desk. That shit stays at home.

by Yobougie May 9, 2019

Fruit loop

In which a person will pull the front of your shoe laces making the shoe uncomfortable, and tight. This makes the person have to untie their shoes and retire them.

“I’m gonna fruit loop your shoes”

by Amelia Wolf November 17, 2023

Cashew Fruit

A fucked up pear. Basically how one would imagine an alien pear.

“Have you ever seem a cashew fruit?”
“You mean that fucked up orange pear?”

by Arthc March 9, 2022

fruit blow-up

when you wrap fruit roll up on your man’s peenar and you proceed to give him a blowjob while simultaneously sucking the fruit roll up and his soul 8====D <(;

me: guess what i did last night

friend: what?

me: i tried the fruit blow-up on him
friend: oh my gawwwshhh gurl how’d you like that?
me: it was so so good and fun you should try it sometime!

friend: i definitely will, did he like it?
me: yes he said it was amazeballs!!!!!! (and would use as a condom)

by bluhjubpwincess45chromies March 25, 2025

fruit cabin

Cabin of fruity people that live deep in the mountains. They grow various drugs in their cabin, referred to as "fruit" amongst the mountain people.

"Hey got any of that cabin fruit in your fruit cabin?"

by Gaggle pineapple September 16, 2017

Fruit cake

A gay orgie of old people

My grand parents had a fruit cake

last night

by Briannaawsome May 23, 2018

fruit winder

a traditional British delicacy sourced from glucose, concentrate fruit flavourings and children's toe fungus

"Can I try some of your Kellogg's Fruit Winder?"
"No."

by _thetruetea February 23, 2019