piss hick

A piss hick is someone who smells like piss and looks like a piss enjoyer, they’re annoying as fuck and look ugly, and actually they do drink piss. Piss hicks are usually sitting behind you breathing on your neck in class and take long ass water fountain sips and piss themselves, they also show off everything at urinals.

Yeah you seen that guy Craig over there? Yeah he looks like a piss hick I can smell the piss.

Yeah that’s a fucking piss hick.

by StayWorkin (Piss Hick creator) November 30, 2021

Piss spicket

Another name for male genitalia

I have the best piss spicket. Wanna see it?

by Tony5150 August 27, 2022

dollar piss

Refers to extremely cheap beer.

Go grab some dollar piss at the Chevron.

by Wade, MD. September 20, 2023

Piss Gifted

The ability to perform amazing feats and or be charismatic only while drunk.

I was always amazed with my musical abilities, in that, I could spontaneously make up humorous lyrics for country songs in real time...especially when I was drunk. Turns out its so formulaic that any moron can do it. DAMN!! I thought I was piss gifted

by GlobalMessenger January 9, 2015

Piss noodle

The first piss after a really great cum

After last night's orgy, I had a truly impressive piss noodle.

by Steve_Bruscheti October 25, 2022

pissed on the fire

When someone completely kills a joke.

Guy 1: Yea its like a green elephant in the desert!
Guy 2: Ugh you just totally pissed on the fire dude

by Alivia M January 25, 2008

Champagne Piss

When your dog is in the park and his teeth start to chatter because he just had a great gulping slurp of another dogs champagne piss and is unequivocally higher quality than regular park piss.

Martha: Hello there Terry, oh what's up with Rover? Is he cold? His teeth seem to be chattering horribly.
Terry: Oh nah luv, he's just gone and had himself a sampling sip of Champagne Piss ain't he.
Martha: By gosh.

by DogParkSampler July 8, 2019