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by anonymous April 5, 2021
Get the Jordan mug.Once you meet a Jordan you’ll never forget the time that was spent with him. He is the hottest,funniest,charming guy in your whole school and he can’t help but have his eyes on you all the time.If you are trying to snag a Jordan you need to hurry because all the girls want him and who would blame them.Although he loves to play games, when he looks at your heart just starts to unthaw. It’s incredible how a Jordan could affect so many lives, I know he affected mine<3
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by theyallwant* January 5, 2022
Get the Jordan mug.Simply put…Jordan is a dick. He is a horrible person who thinks he is above everyone else. He is very funny and good looking but don’t let that deceive you from how horrible he really is.
by Urrrmum February 6, 2022
Get the Jordan mug.Most Jordans can be smelly and sometimes stinky. If you look really close in her hair you can see lil specks of feces and wittle critters. But most of the time it's on her finger... Its green... Like Ms. Michauds jacket. A deep dark disgusting ugly swamp looking green. It seems as if she really loves this green shade because she just 2 days ago got her nails done the SAME shade. True story, one time, in Spanish class since we both have the same teacher, I saw her get up from her chair, pick her butthole and SNIFFED it. Not joking. SNIFFED. S-N-I-F-F-E-D. You might be wondering why I am writing such a hateful paragraph.. So ill tell you.. Right after the event above.. She.. Wiped the finger.. on my favorite white shirt.. Now there is a trail of feces on it. DO NOT COME NEAR ANYONE NAMED. MY WARNING FROM ME TO YOU
by anonymous December 4, 2024
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