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Toffee appleing

The act of sticking your thumb up your own asshole
Last night my mum caught me toffee appleing!
by Joelad84 October 19, 2016
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Apple Game

Noun, A game played usually by both genders with 4 or more people.

Directions
Grab an apple, and bite into the apple halfway so you are holding the apple in your teeth, the person on you left must bite the apple and pass it to the person on their left, IF the apple falls everyone must take a bite out of the apple and the person who dropped the apple and the person on their left must kiss, eventually the apple will dissolve into a core and you will have to start over, with a fresh new unsalivated apple.
Girl 2: I purposely wanted to play the apple game but Johny was on my right and he's super competitive so he WOULD NOT let the apple drop... and I had to be careful, if I let the apple drop I would have had to kiss Bob, like ew...
Girl 1: That sucks, I got to kiss Bob...
Girl 2: I hate you LOL!!
Girl 1: I wanted to eat the limp biscuit don't tell anyone
girl 2: That is sooo N-A-S-T-Y!
by MKatt December 21, 2013
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Pine Apple

A nonexistent apple that grows on pine trees
Person: I was really hungry but I only have a pine apple and it’s not real
by FourForeFor4 May 13, 2019
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apple picking

When the woman is on top while having sex, the man reaches for her titties, and she leans slightly back so he misses them and is left grasping thin air. The man has then gone apple picking.
Sally: "Me and Jerry was gettin it last night!"
Mary: "oh yeah? Did you try anything new to spice it up?
Sally: "Well, when I was on top I had him apple picking like he was hungry!"
by GingerPaws February 8, 2017
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Apple Mac

The computers manufactured by Apple. There are MacBooks (the laptops), iMacs (the all-in-one desktops), and Macs (the tower desktops). It is best to buy it if you have an iPhone and/or iPad, but the iPhone/iPad can also do well with a Windows PC.
The thing is however, they are overpriced. The Apple mobile devices are fine for the price and what they are. Like the cheapest MacBook you can find is at $900, and the desktops $1100. You can get better specs with a Windows PC at that price, such as gaming PC builds at around $1000 and that can handle higher-intesity tasks than Macs. Same for gaming laptops, with their specs more worth it for the price.
Girl: I have an iPhone, iPad, Macbook, and iMac. It's so amazing.
Boy: Apple Macs are overpriced, and not worth the money bruh. You can get a better Windows PC with your money, even a good gaming PC. Fuck Macs, all my homies hate Macs
by fc2078 December 14, 2020
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Road apple

A person that drives slow in the fast lane and holds up traffic.
This road Apple needs to get out of the way!
by Jake wannabe August 14, 2020
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cow apple

"watch out for the cow apples in the field!"

"Damn! I stepped on a cow apple!"
by zamphyr September 28, 2013
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