An Anal Apocalypse is when you sit on the toilet thinking that you will just take a normal shit, and you end up spending 45 minutes shitting out your end trails while everyone around you is gasping in horror at the groaning they hear through the bathroom stall doors.
by Goldieloxandthe3cocks November 18, 2021
Get the Anal Apocalypsemug. 1. A tampon used for the anus. These are real. They are used for surgical wounds, diarrhea and bowel incontinence.
2. A tampon or anal tampon inserted into the anus of a woman after anal sex to block semen from leaking out of the rectum and possibly onto the vagina, and thus prevent the potential for the birth of a drippage baby. Doing this also prevents uncomfortable wet bubbly farts from happening.
2. A tampon or anal tampon inserted into the anus of a woman after anal sex to block semen from leaking out of the rectum and possibly onto the vagina, and thus prevent the potential for the birth of a drippage baby. Doing this also prevents uncomfortable wet bubbly farts from happening.
My wife and I had anal sex. Then she wore an anal tampon to ensure that my semen would not drip into her vagina and possibly cause pregnancy.
by femdomguy7777 December 11, 2022
Get the anal tamponmug. When a person (1) bends down or lies in the doggy-style position to receive the vocal vibrations by having person (2) insert their lips into their anal cavity, singing a song into person (1)'s asshole.
Person 1: So how was your guys' first date last night? Anything fun happen?
Person 2: Yeah, it was fun. He bent me over and gave me Anal Opera. Oh mama mia mama mia!
Person 2: Yeah, it was fun. He bent me over and gave me Anal Opera. Oh mama mia mama mia!
by NickrophiIia February 16, 2019
Get the Anal Operamug. The action of performing anal to a kangaroo from a tree, it is so loud that drop bears near and far masturbate to this wonderful, rare sight.
by GGHS ESHAYS R US October 23, 2019
Get the Australian Analmug. by I blow big loads all day March 19, 2014
Get the anal supremacymug. A man who puts his dick in an ass. People who have anal sex with or without a condom. A woman who enjoys cum in her ass. Women who suck dicks that were up an ass. Especially people who enjoy being in True Anal porn videos. These people are fucking dumbasses and deserve nothing.
Person: Did you hear that Dave has STDs?
Old Guy: Damn, maybe he was having anal sex. Stupid.
Person: Dave was anal dicking like a retard and so was his girlfriend.
Old Guy: Damn, maybe he was having anal sex. Stupid.
Person: Dave was anal dicking like a retard and so was his girlfriend.
by WordMaker1000 January 23, 2020
Get the Anal Dickingmug. To have anal sex so rough and vigorous that the intestines turn into a nice pulpy consistency as one churns from within.
by John Willcox April 21, 2017
Get the Anal Pulpingmug.