“I want to watch wisteria grow over my bare feet because I haven’t moved in years” -That Bitch, Taylor Swift
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Get the That Bitch mug.The unchanging act of constantly bitching and lying to make yourself seem cool. Common in teens and adults in their late 40s, chronic bitching syndrome is a serious illness that results in the hospitalization of many.
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An outrageously small quantity of an object. Just like a ration, but called a bitch portion.. because the size of the portion is a little bitch.
Jake- "Dude, the cafeteria today is serving bitch portions of spaghetti. My little 2 year old brother eats more than this..."
by Jk_ReefChief December 25, 2012
Get the Bitch Portions mug.An adult male who acts like a prissy 13year old girl when she doesn't get her way in a relationship. As bizarre and silly as these buffoonish spectacles can be, it loses it's entertainment value once it becomes abusive (which is quite common). Symptoms of selective testicle ascending syndrome include but are not limited to: spiteful gossiping about his SO to their friends, effeminate gesturing and sensitivities in private, is in competition with most other males (how she tries to prove her manhood), proves every month for about a week that men do get periods. giving the silent treatment, throwing loud, tearful tantrums in public, hitting herself during those tantrums, putting extra effort into losing weight and improving aesthetics while SO is pregnant, getting having more better quality beauty products, bags and shoes than you, is competitive and tries to make you feel inferior at doing everything. remarks and questions intended to make you doubt or feel bad about yourself, both on a superficial and spiritual level, behaviors normally associated with negative female stereotypes
GF: Do you have to gawk and hit on every woman that walks by? It's so hurtful.
Her/him: Well, lose some weight, or do ____ and maybe you'll get my attention too.
Woman passerby: Eww, what a gross little he-bitch.
Her/him: Well, lose some weight, or do ____ and maybe you'll get my attention too.
Woman passerby: Eww, what a gross little he-bitch.
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Get the He-bitch mug.A lüh Bitch Baby is a reference term to call someone who is your bitch. LBB are most often seen around a dominant partner, therefore the submissive is a Lüh Bitch Baby.
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also know as a male or female who complains a shit ton.
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Someone who gets jealous faster than opening a jar of pickles
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Someone who is generally soft towards you, and teddy bear like :) (also this person doesn’t act like a teddy bear around anyone else but you) their just amazingly cute and adorable as fuck, therefore being a lüh bitch baby.
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also know as a male or female who complains a shit ton.
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Someone who gets jealous faster than opening a jar of pickles
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Someone who is generally soft towards you, and teddy bear like :) (also this person doesn’t act like a teddy bear around anyone else but you) their just amazingly cute and adorable as fuck, therefore being a lüh bitch baby.
Awwww look my mah lüh bitch baby struggling to open the jar of pickles- aw my bubs so cute 🥰
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LBB: *constantly self pitting*
someone who’s annoyed: “STFU YOU LÜH BITCH BABY”
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LBB: *constantly self pitting*
someone who’s annoyed: “STFU YOU LÜH BITCH BABY”
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by Bruh I ain’t no LBB June 7, 2022
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