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You Jack System

Also known as the “Fuck You Jack System” where a person leaves behind a mess, does a half arsed job or just blatantly doesn’t give a fuck because they don’t care about the state of the job, task or place they are working because it will be someone else’s problem when they are gone.

Basically another way to call out people for being lazy flogs.
Sparky 1 - Jeez, cleaning these cable clippings will take forever…
Sparky 2 - Nah mate hasn’t anyone told you we work on the You Jack System!!!

New worker walks into communal kitchen and finds person has used and not replaced any of the paper towel, milk and left dirty dishes behind… thinks to themselves jeez these flogs work on the You Jack System here.
by Leader of the idiot parade January 29, 2024
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If you know, you know

That was YOUR argument. You just tried to argue that me knowing thing was meaningless. Me knowing isn't going to do anything for you. It needs to be CONFIRMED. BY YOU. DIRECTLY. And if you don't like what's happening now you are REALLY not going to like what happens if you try to do things the hard way.
Hym "If you know, you know. And know this: I'm going to execute who ever is speaking in that voice and if you try to defend them you will die with them."
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