Mayonnaise Man

A Caucasian man older than 35 years. Usually balding/bald, overweight, has a deep voice, and works either in blue collar industries or law enforcement.

They drive lifted trucks, vote republican, are homophobic, and order their sandwiches with extra mayonnaise. In other words, a stereotypical middle aged white man.

Bonus points if the mayonnaise man is misogynistic.

Jeff is such a mayonnaise man! He's literally eating a mayonnaise sandwich in his lifted chevy truck!

by Mayonnaise mike August 2, 2025

Real Man

A Real Man is not the beer drink'n, football love'n, Gym pump'n , porn watch'n, meat size'n, dumb ass man bun'n, lady grabber ( trump ) you think it may be. If you want to be a real man then you need to be like Lee B, driven, smart, gentle, bloody hilarious and the coolest mf.

"Get yo. shit together bro, be a real man"

"Gosh look at Lee over there! He's such a real man, so handsome *sighs*

by Throkmortonthepowerful^^ February 10, 2025

Angry little man syndrome

When a nigglet gets mad over anything and cries whenever someone beats him in argument

Ameer has angry little man syndrome always getting mad at dumb shit

by Bigcockasus October 9, 2020

man-icure

When a male person gets their nails painted.

"Did you see Max today?"
"Yeah, I noticed his man-icure"

by ProfessorMOfficial June 20, 2022

bang man

When you help get somebody laid.

Anjelica: Hey Noah, there's this guy named Miles that I really like. Do you think you could help me out and be my bang man?

Noah: I guess so, ass hat.

by BoahGee December 11, 2022

Man Chat

When men sit down and discuss feelings, and fighting.

E.g. "Hey i just punched this guy the other day... It felt awesome. it's nice having a man chat."

by LOLBEANS May 9, 2012

berry dinkle man

a berry dinkle man is when u brake there legs then suck there cock whilst taking a fat shit on his toes and eating it with a berry on top

hey i just pulled a quick berry dinkle on this gay man want to join

what is a berry dinkle. a berry dinkle man is when u brake there legs then suck there cock whilst taking a fat shit on his toes and eating it with a berry on top

i would love to do a berry dinkle with u i love broken legs yum lets be gay together.

by berrythelittledinkle May 15, 2022