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eat glass and shit it out yo ass

a nice way to tell someone to shove it.
idiot, you just cut me off!

maaaan, eat glass and shit it out yo ass. bitch.
by kurticus July 31, 2010
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motha fucka i smoked yo shit

when someone loses something it is the answer to the question if you have seen the object.
-hey have you seen my pencil?
-motha fucka i smoked yo pencil.

-hey have you seen the remote?
-motha fucka i smoked yo remote
by Brian March 7, 2005
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I fucked your mom shit lips

When Lightning McQueen fucked your mom and made her cheeks go clap.
Connor: I fucked your mom shit lips.
Greg: *cries but in big sad mood*
by Da real Lightning McQueen November 5, 2019
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The kind of girl who just takes a shit

An extremely ugly, disgusting girl who has nothing going for her, who thinks shes hot shit.
Nick: Dude I hate stephanie
Jeremy: Yea man, shes the kind of girl who just takes a shit
by guerilla warfare December 14, 2008
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Shit fire and save the baby

Just a little more awesome for you to say than shit fire and save matches. It goes along with those sayings like 'Woopie Shit!' and other collective words. This phrase only comes into play in conversations where you are comparing other sayings you have heard in life.
"Hey my mom always says 'Well woopie shit!'" -Kate
"LOLOLOL ROFL" - Kala and Caleb simultaneously.
"Theres one saying I know - Shit fire and save the baby.. at least I think thats how it goes.." -Kala
"What the fuck are you smoking Kala, give us some o dat." -Kate and Caleb.
by Regina Clogginnigger October 16, 2008
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SHITS ABOUT TO HIT THE FAN

woman:if you say it one more fucking time shit is about to hit the fan.
Woman:go on say it one more time i FUCKING dare you to.
Stuart, Brody, Tyke: walking away laughing our guts up
woman blocked me on facebook
SHITS ABOUT TO HIT THE FAN
by Trigga- awesome one October 20, 2010
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shit on my dick and call me mason

used when surprised by what a gay person says.
shane: my boyfriend and i had great anal last night.
brittany: shit on my dick and call me mason! thts is discusting!
by britt69chels August 23, 2011
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