Skip to main content

Porn Troll

Someone who hangs out in their house all day doing nothing but watching porn...
The creepy ucle you have that has a blow up doll of Pam Anderson, and said persons computer is filled with viruses....he is a porn troll
by Greeneyleroy August 30, 2009
mugGet the Porn Troll mug.

map porn

The feeling of excitement or joy from seeing maps, can be a sexual feeling.
Joe: Hey did you see that map of games on thrones?
Bill: Yeah dude it was map porn.
by blixz January 28, 2013
mugGet the map porn mug.

scat porn

1. typically a Japanese porn delicacy, sex involved with fecal matter.
2. naked women taking a dump
3. porn in which someone shits into someone elses mouth
Moe loves scat porn as much as he likes beastiality porn.
by Bud E Love May 15, 2003
mugGet the scat porn mug.

Period Porn

When a girl makes a porn while she is bleeding from her cunt
Riki "wanna search porn?"
Jessica "yeah period porn?"
Annie "whats period porn?"
Jessica "when a girl is bleeding and makes a porno"
by Jesslynn Price May 2, 2009
mugGet the Period Porn mug.

Got Porn?

The act of being a flamboyant homosexual and liking boys until it hurts. spider ball
Random: What do you mean you Got Porn? Dude, that's so outrageously homosexual!
by TotallyNotPlayer April 23, 2008
mugGet the Got Porn? mug.

retard porn

Noun: 1. Pornographic movies or pictures depicting individuals who have mental retardation (e.g. Down syndrome, cerebral palsy, etc.) having sex and performing various sexual acts.

2. Really funny/fucked up shit.
Dude #1: Shit bro, what's wrong with that porn slut's eyes...they're all cross-eyed and shit.

Dude #2: Na, that's normal, it's retard porn.

Dude #1: Man that's fucked up. The dude's slapping the back of her head and screaming like a howler monkey.
by Ryan Mor February 9, 2012
mugGet the retard porn mug.

dickless porn

Used to describe something great, yet feels as if it were lacking something.
Eating Oreos... without the milk.

Ripping the loudest, longest, smelliest fart ever... without anyone there to witness it.

Driving in your dad's twin-turbo V12 Mercedes-Benz S600... while he's in the passenger seat.

Having sex... without busting a nut.

Coming home with 2 honeys... and only getting it on with one of them.

And obviously, watching pornography without the penetration; or dickless porn.
by that's not my last name May 27, 2006
mugGet the dickless porn mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email