A person addicted to Vaginas and usually randomly talks about them randomly in normal speech. Cootchie monsters are usually D-bags and don't really ever get a girlfriend
John: Dude, the opening of the X-Box 360 reminds me of a Vag.
Me: How? What?
John: It's to turn on and you stick things into it!
Me: Stop being a fucking Cootchie Monster, just because you cant get A GIRLFRIEND. Anyways, let me have some room, stop spreading out over the couch, your so-
John: Like a girls Legs?
Me:*Sighs*
Me: How? What?
John: It's to turn on and you stick things into it!
Me: Stop being a fucking Cootchie Monster, just because you cant get A GIRLFRIEND. Anyways, let me have some room, stop spreading out over the couch, your so-
John: Like a girls Legs?
Me:*Sighs*
by BOTHAN SPY MASTER February 20, 2010
Get the Cootchie Monster mug.Someone who thrives off the smallest amount of random drama and will stop at nothing to find more; usually talks about drama excessively with other 'Drama Monsters' for the sake of just talking about it and to fill their endless craving.
You: Why are those slutty girls spreading so many ridiculous rumors in class?
Me: Because....THEY'RE DRAMA MONSTERS AND THEY'RE HUNGRY!!!!
Me: Because....THEY'RE DRAMA MONSTERS AND THEY'RE HUNGRY!!!!
by Bewsinator October 31, 2011
Get the Drama Monster mug.Someone who is in constant state of high level creepiness over a long duration. The other characteristic of the term is being unaware or turning a blind eye to one own level of creepiness.
Man: wow you're a creep monster
Woman: no I'm not
Man: what would you call someone who tells me "i'm going to Jamaica with my ex boyfriend" after getting dug out
Woman: I don't know
Man: yeah arright
Woman: no I'm not
Man: what would you call someone who tells me "i'm going to Jamaica with my ex boyfriend" after getting dug out
Woman: I don't know
Man: yeah arright
by fat scum March 5, 2008
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Get the bling monster mug.Skaters unable to skate transition. Originates from the skate trick "k-grind" short for "crooked-grind"
"Dude, that grom can switch heel a 10-stair, but he cant drop into a 2-foot tranny!"
"I know bro, he's a krookie monster"
"I know bro, he's a krookie monster"
by Daniel April 5, 2005
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