christmas gangster

when someone raids under the Christmas tree the night before to open the presents and reseals them crudely

you:IM going go feel the presents. Christmas gangster:ok. you: looks like someone been tampering with the presents. gangster: fuck no!

by PHRASE giver December 24, 2013

Christmas colors

The act of a girl having sex near Christmas while on her period

Mike: sally how far have you gone
Sally: Christmas colors
Mike: that's nasty

by that player next door June 14, 2015

What does that have to do with Christmas?

A statement used when a person makes a comment that has nothing to do with the conversation.

*People are conversing about favorite foods*
Out of nowhere: "Did you know that an axolotl is a type of salamander?"
Response: "What does that have to do with Christmas?"

by Penguinlove1995 November 21, 2022

Merry Christmas

Verb: An ex or otherwise estranged person has made contact with a seasonal greeting, apropos of nothing but the holidays, as an attempt to enter correspondence where none would otherwise exist.

I guess Sancho hasn't tried to merry christmas me because he's blocked on everything (even mail).

by juwdan December 27, 2023

scandanavian christmas tree

the art of putting pine needles in your girls anus before you eat the booty to mask the smell

"yall better give that bitch a scandanavian christmas tree before you go sticking your face up in there"

by bigollkanus February 1, 2017

Merry Christmas

Don't let your impeding A.I. drone genocide spoil the holidays.

Hym "Merry Christmas everyone! I haven't seen any news of Santa's capture so... Clearly we've failed once again... But keep your chin up! We'll get that son of a bitch eventually."

by Hym Iam December 25, 2023

Christmas

The holiday we all pronounce wrong, because really, it's called "Jesus Christ Mass". But we pronounce it, "Chris Miss". Are you sure you miss Chris? He was a jerk.

But really, it's the time of year where we captivate trees for our own pleasure, hanging useless objects on it with metal hooks and strings. We receive all the things we don't deserve, and act like we're happy, when really you want to scream because Santa didn't give you what you wanted.

"I really Christmas"
"That doesn't make sense"
"SHUT UP CHRIS! I'M HAVING A BREAKDOWN"

by summer sausage November 25, 2018