potato constant

The amount of time a human being can go without showering before the guilt literally kills them.

Stay back! I am approaching the potato constant!

by Boboneoone September 14, 2016

footed potato

A fat girl that resembles a potato with feet. Also known as a footed potato.

Hey Man look at that fatchick she looks like a damn footed potato.

by John Henryz June 28, 2010

Potato bacon

The win to a win/lose situation.

I was in a wreck, ended up in the hospital. The Potato Bacon was my hot nurse.

by [e-mail] February 12, 2019

potato lyfe

When you love potatoes and you are livin dat potato lyfe!!!

Mom~ Why type of clothes should I buy for you?
Kid~ ANYTHING WITH FLUFFING POTATOES!!!
you see potato pjs kid~ OH MY GERD GIMMIE THOSE
Mom~ What is you obsession with potatoes?
Kid~ Um have you never looked up "Potato lyfe" in urban dictionary?
Mom~ No...
Kid~ IT MEANS I LOVE FLUFFING POTATOES

by Llama Chicken McNugget March 10, 2017

Potato & Cheese

When you spot two females that when on their own are not very interesting, but when together are. Much like Potato and cheese, on their own they are boring, but together they can be very tasty.

- Hey James, did you see those two girls just walk past

- yeah, you can have the one on the left
- definitely not mate, you have to have them together
- ah yeh, Potato & Cheese

by badintelligence April 18, 2014

litski potatoes

a word so godly that its perfect to use in any conversation. mostly known for describing a hype and or lit function, its versatility is so unique that anyone can express it their own way.

*gets paid*
just got paid .. LITSKI POTATOES !!

*stubs toe*
FUCK BRO, that shit hurtski potatoes

*ugly thot slides in your DMs*
lmao my G, you must exit my DMs rn you so grosski potatoes i might throw upski potatoes

by BillyB InTheCut August 31, 2016

potato vision

Technical term for attaching a potato to the receiver/antenna of an old TV in order to pick up television channels more clearly.

Just one large potato and in no time you’ll be watching snowy cbc games and sometimes, even the French channel comes in on potato vision.

by Captratbeard May 3, 2020