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Protein shake

When you jack off into your mouth in order to get your protein for the day.
Yo Jordan I had the best protein shake ever this morning!
by Negromancer420 May 9, 2019
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Shaking the cream

He is always watching porn and shaking the cream.
by Queen216 March 2, 2017
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Shaking off the Doom

Detoxing from any drug, but especially alcohol. The mentally and physically uncomfortable (and potentially fatal) withdrawal process which accompanies ceasing the use of one's drug of choice on one's own, i.e. without medical assistance.

"Shaking" refers to the "tremors" (shaking uncontrollably) which accompany this process.

"The Doom" refers any and/or all of the following: 1) the consistent and delusional feeling that something horrible and unstoppable is on the verge of occuring; 2) the "shadows", i.e. visual hallucinations which are the result of "delirium tremens" and/or insomnia; 3) the existential dread, terror, and regret concerning the very real possibility of death from withdrawal; and/or the intense nausea which causes one to be unable to "keep anything down."

Shaking off the Doom does not necessarily incapacitate, in that someone could, for example, still go to school or work while being in the process of it. Oftentimes, however, it is, temporarily, physically and mentally crippling. The Doom is shaken off when one is able to resume normal functioning.
Person 1: "Are you ok? You look like death!"

Person 2: "Yeah, I'm just shaking off the Doom. I've been drinking hard for three weeks straight, but ran outta money and booze."
by Zavcaptain April 14, 2022
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The Cash Shaking it Clip

A small dainty little ginger boy, proudly shaking his booty till it falls off.
Guy 1 - "You know whats crazy?"
Guy 2 - "What"
Guy 1 - "That the Cash Shaking it Clip is still sooo massive"
by The Cash Shaking it Clip January 29, 2025
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wet dog shake

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower with your hair dripping wet and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde.

b) (drug addiction withdrawal symptom) : episodes of literal 'wet dog' uncontrollable shaking engaged in in by drug addicts undergoing withdrawal, especially withdrawal from heroin and or cocaine
mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid question, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did a wet dog shake; i was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
by Sexydimma August 27, 2013
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Purse shake

All the loose weed that accumulates in the bottom of your purse
I don't get paid for another week so its knife hits and purse shake until then
by Nauvoodaughter April 5, 2023
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Shake and Bake

The act of one beating their meat while high. It is a great feeling that every stoner knows well.
A: I'm high as fuck rn
B: You should shake and bake.
A: What's that?
B: When you beat it when stoned.
by IG1879 January 6, 2020
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