morning bone and stone

Waking up immediately jerk off and smoke weed

morning bone and stone is: waking up and jerking off then smoke weed without getting up

by Dingledine’s diary September 11, 2023

Stealth Morning Drunk

A person who starts drinking at what would be considered a normal time, such as 8PM despite the fact that they work up at 6:30PM. Technically speaking they are a morning drunk, but it is not obvious to an average observer.

Woke up an hour ago and I'm drinking already. No one knows what a horrible drunk I am. Being a stealth morning drunk sure is nice.

by BunnySMG February 12, 2015

good morning

A greeting you might use in the morning (06:00 until 11:59).

Good morning.

by Çwçwçwçwçw July 31, 2025

michigan morning

The pure anarchy that ensues between 4-7 am where no one has coffee and the driving reflects it.

Another michigan morning, another two dead.

by DzyzyzyD May 22, 2018

Morning wood

when you have an erection before 10;00, without committing to masturbation

man, this is some great morning wood

by grilledcheesecrust November 30, 2022

Morning Glory Rooster(s)

When nature calls in the morning, but it's not you, it's you neighbour...
Having a grand time with his girl, humping away, whilst you're trying get some extra time to sleep.

Once upon a time, you tried to have a quiet lazy Sunday morning...
Some random moans start to emerge, but assumed it's just the wind...

Then all of the sudden, some screams came one after the other, for a good minute or two...
Did it sound human? Am I still dreaming?

Nope, it's the bloody floorboards and walls not being thick enough!

Hence the "Morning Glory Rooster(s)"...

The end.

by stereoGeeza March 15, 2014

Morning Traffic Jam

When you get up in the morning and go to take a shit, but your boner keeps you from putting it in the toilet to not get pee everywhere.

"My day was off to a horrible star when I had a Morning Traffic Jam."

by ShadowKiller147 December 31, 2018