Phat Cock

1. when you have an abnormally sized rooster
2. when you got one thick-ass dick, bitch

horny woman: Hey, you got a Phat Cock?
horny guy: Hell yeah, want to sex?
Horny woman: yum.

by Jeffery Deadstein May 5, 2020

anaphylactic cock

A serious vaginal deterioration and orgasmic reaction that is rapid in onset, may cause death by pleasure-induced asphyxiation and hypotension, and can only be remedied with voluminous amounts of a particular white, sticky, and viscous nectar from a banana-shaped appendage. It is not unusual for establishments that cater to activities of questionable fornicatory repute to call a CODE SCREW for such unstable situations.

We almost lost Debbie last night, after she went into anaphylactic cock after her and Peter enjoyed several rounds of romantic "oil rigging" sessions. Thankfully, he was able to resuscitate her in a way that simultaneously provided her with airway management and fluids.

by NorthernExposurePole February 4, 2015

Cock doodling

A guy that can't keep his dick in his pants.

I know my boyfriend is out cock doodling.

by NoPo503 December 14, 2015

Cock Flossing

The action of constantly gloating about recent/past accomplishments even though everybody knows. Not always, but most of the time, the thing being gloated about is insignificant.

Also can be used as "flossing your cock."

Cock flossing can be confused with normal flossin ,but the difference is that Cock flossing is usually done with something that no one will remember/care about in an hour and also does not refer to physical objects.

Seth: I got a 5+ killstreak in Minecraft a few minutes ago.
Brady: Cool.
*Minutes later*
Seth: Dude, I did so good in Minecraft. I got a 5+ killstreak.
Brady: Can you quit cock flossing already? It's getting annoying.

by mylifeisterrible November 29, 2018

cock wind

When a male is sitting in front or near a fan or breeze and the aroma of cock fills the air or blows in your face.

When Jacob was playing a video game he stretched his legs by a fan and his girlfriend got cock winded.

by yoshi01 July 24, 2009

fuckity-cock

An exclamation of disappointment.

"I have an exam tomorrow and you are telling me that your mom's 65th birthday party is TONIGHT?! Aw, fuckity-cock!"

by drumscholar February 9, 2010

cock funnel

One who funnels cocks into every orifice of their body.

Synonymous with slut, except it gives a more visual representation of what a girl who encompasses this name actually does. If her mouth is open, a cock is in it. If her legs are more than 15 degrees apart, there is a cock in her vagina.

You know that bitch Brandi? Yeah she's a total cock funnel to every extent of the word.

by f1R3cr0tch January 9, 2011