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Ben Affleck

1. An American actor and filmmaker of unparalleled talent, known for such classic films as Phantoms, Forces of Nature, Reindeer Games, Bounce, Gigli, and Surviving Christmas.

2. A man so beautiful and sexy he makes heterosexual men curious.
"Ben Affleck? He was the bomb in Phantoms. I'd suck his dick."

Male Teacher No. 1: "You see the new janitor?"
Male Teacher No. 2: "Yeah. He's a total Ben Affleck, but don't tell my wife."
Male Teacher No. 1: "Let's fuck."
Male Teacher No. 2: "Rad, bro."
by Righteous Fart Box August 9, 2022
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Ben's mouse

Ben's 'Mouse' is another word for his flat, hairy, no shafted, wrinkly ball-sack. In essence, Ben's mouse is not a penis, it's just a dangling sack in between your legs.
I can't believe I got sent a pic of Ben's mouse on Snapchat last night.
by StinkyBret October 24, 2019
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Ben Walsh

Just a bit of a cunt also the autism King
No one likes Ben Walsh he is autistic
by Ben Walsh.2 September 11, 2018
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ben oz

a fucking cretin, of a level unknown to mankind
"oh my fucking god that kid is such a ben oz"
by SHERLOIDBAISHER LOID October 27, 2019
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doing the ben

The act of deleting one's messages before anyone else is able to reply to them or even read them. If one actually manages to reply in time, they should be awarded an Olympic medal. Even if one messages has been replied to, it is still not safe from being deleted anyway.
Person: "Ugh, he deleted his message again - just when I was about to reply. Now I can't send it anymore."
Other Person: "So he's doing the ben again..."
by ancient nouki August 26, 2021
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The Ben and Jerry

When two friends are with a woman, and man one places ejaculate into said woman’s vagina. Man two scoops out the ejaculate deposited by man one, and then proceeds to “lick the bowl
Mark and Linda were having sexual relations and Mark deposits ejaculate into Linda’s vagina. Marks friend Scott, then proceeds with his two fingers in a hook like fashion and decides to perform The Ben and Jerry on the newly deposited ejaculate.
by timmyl1963 July 23, 2022
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Ben Dover

Every Year 7 kid's Kahoot name
Teacher: 'Who is Ben Dover'
Year 7 Kid: 'Hee hee bend over'
Year 7 friends: 'Hee hee'

Teacher: 'Mike Oxlong came second and Nick Gherr came third well done everyone'
by Oweener June 8, 2023
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