French Willy

When your willy is from france.
Willy = Penis
France = France / Belgium *(England - Italy)

Man, last night my french willy fell off!

by Dirty Boy @ Kings Court December 19, 2008

Daniel willis

Small dick bad hairline ugly whore sideman just about Somes him up

Oh its daniel willis

by Beastboy1234873& May 4, 2017

Willy Snog

To affectionately Snog a man's willy with loads of wet tongue action

Mate she is proper into me, She didn't just kiss me willy she full on snogged it ! She is boss at willy snogs .

Hmm that guy is so fit I'd defo give him a willy snog !

by Scousejp January 8, 2018

Mousse Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he were a hair product.

"When you use Mousse Willis, your hair's MERCURY RISING."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

wet wet willy

To finger bang a girl then proceed to give her a wet willy.

Don't make me give you a wet wet willy!

by Stale Cricket November 13, 2017

ultra wet willy

The act of licking your long shlong and repeatedly shoving it in the guy/girl/dog/cat/or whatever kinky shit your into's ear.

I'm gonna shove my dick in your ear and give you an ultra wet willy.

by Mattymins1123 August 15, 2015

Tactical Wet Willy

Slightly moistening the end of a straw's paper, then blowing through the straw, launching the paper, and aiming for the victim's ear cannel.

My idiot brother gave me a Tactical Wet Willy at the restaurant.

by Jakestastyballs December 29, 2019