When a man takes his enormous cock and swings it as hard as he can against the face of a helpless woman. Resulting in an unconscious, tooth missing, face bleeding, cum covered and demoralized woman. the term dated back to the early settlement days where pilgrims use to conduct this act on Native American woman in longhouses and wigwams. The first male to successfully conduct a "SQUID SLAM" was John smith. Walt Disney was trying to document this act in the movie Pocahontas but the scene was removed to to funding. It was later seen in a three second apperence in the movie SpaceJam and was performed my Micheal Jordan. He then retires a few years shortly after the release of the film.
Dude! Last night I asked my girl if she wanted to spice things up and she said of hell yeah you son of a bitch! .....so I squid slammed her as hard as I could! I then spent the next 9 hours in the ER. Good. The only good thing about it was when I was explaining the story to the nurse she was diggin the Squid Slam and asked if I could show her..... so I did while the old lady was still passed out.
by DE SOTO April 27, 2017
Get the Squid slammug. by EddieBrock5 September 8, 2023
Get the Crash slammingmug. by MISTER MlSTER October 4, 2023
Get the Slam Manmug. by Swag_Master_OG October 15, 2013
Get the Bra slam.mug. also accepted as "wickedest slam"
(alternate versions to the sexual implication)
1. to win an argument and prove a point with absolute authority
2. that cool, hip, upcoming prison
3. a malefic poetry competition. a verse tornado that ravishes the audience and brands a mark on the contestants. pure poetry! right?
4. although, old, that Onyx song
(alternate versions to the sexual implication)
1. to win an argument and prove a point with absolute authority
2. that cool, hip, upcoming prison
3. a malefic poetry competition. a verse tornado that ravishes the audience and brands a mark on the contestants. pure poetry! right?
4. although, old, that Onyx song
Doug: in his show, John Oliver did a wicked slam on the wicked US slam system. “Disgusted, busted”! (quoting Onyx), horrible reality. Last Weeks Tonight is bite-size activism poetry spoken with charismatic sarcasm, hard to beat there. how did i even hear about it, all the way up in Romania, all the way back in 2015? oh, yeah, thanks, HBO, for sponsoring!
by 1wickedestslam July 22, 2022
Get the wicked slammug. by FancyTurtle February 16, 2023
Get the Make a slam dunkmug. A fishing term that is the result of a fishing trip on a headboat in south eastern US, that results in the catch of the following fish:
Amberjack
Grouper
King Mackerel
Amberjack
Grouper
King Mackerel
Will: "Fair seas & calm winds, although the current was ripping -- I caught a Smoker, Firetruck & a Reef Donkey"
Madeline: "Sounds like a sweet day on the water, bro -- I had a Headboat Slam as well!"
Madeline: "Sounds like a sweet day on the water, bro -- I had a Headboat Slam as well!"
by porcha April 13, 2013
Get the Headboat Slammug.