by Sexydimma July 7, 2021
Get the Spirit of the Laws mug.A law enacted by parties on the receiving end of a poorly told story. The law states that, until quality of story is improved, the accused must either start every story with "So I was balls deep in a retarded kid's asshole..." or end it with "...penis" thus making an otherwise worthless story interesting in some degree.
by JustDon'tLook June 18, 2014
Get the Reverend's Law mug.A law of physics pertaining to the popular TV show 'The Simpsons' that states the TV show has at least one Episode or Scene referencing a certain topic or predicting a future event.
by Big Dick at Nick November 29, 2021
Get the Simpson's Law mug.The theory that regardless of how unorganised a hoarder is, they will always be able to pinpoint where a specific item is.
David: “Hey Mikey, do you have a phone charger?”
Mikey: “Check the second pile on the right down the hall to the bathroom. At the bottom of the pile is an old milk crate with a bundle of wires in it. The USB-C Charger is right at the bottom and the Apple Charger is tangled with an HDMI cable.”
David: “Dude… why would you know that?”
Mikey: “Hoarders Law.”
Mikey: “Check the second pile on the right down the hall to the bathroom. At the bottom of the pile is an old milk crate with a bundle of wires in it. The USB-C Charger is right at the bottom and the Apple Charger is tangled with an HDMI cable.”
David: “Dude… why would you know that?”
Mikey: “Hoarders Law.”
by BlueXander May 26, 2023
Get the Hoarders Law mug.Splatoon's Law states that the vast majority of people who pick a female character in video games when it has no effect on gameplay are actually men.
Splatoon, for example, has a primarily male playerbase but around half or more of the players will choose a female inkling.
Splatoon, for example, has a primarily male playerbase but around half or more of the players will choose a female inkling.
Guy 1: Huh, I didn't know this many girls played Pokémon Unite.
Goy 2: Splatoon's Law says they're all probably dudes.
Goy 2: Splatoon's Law says they're all probably dudes.
by A Glass of OJ February 1, 2023
Get the Splatoon's Law mug.Refers to statutory rape law. If both parties are willing, then the only thing stopping them is the "Chicken Law," that basically is calling them cowards.
"I really want to have sex with you, Curt, But you are only seventeen. I am 19. Even though we love each other, there is that stupid effing Chicken Law!"
by WyrdWytch527 July 25, 2014
Get the chicken law mug.A variant of Godwin's Law: As an online discussion of political issues grows the probability of an accusation of racism by a Progressive approaches unity.
Term coined by Michael Stuart @BrowningMachine on Twitter
Term coined by Michael Stuart @BrowningMachine on Twitter
Example of Browning's Law
Cities with strict gun-control laws have more crime.
Oh really? Where?
Chicago, Washington DC..
You're a bigoted racist!
Cities with strict gun-control laws have more crime.
Oh really? Where?
Chicago, Washington DC..
You're a bigoted racist!
by Cal A Feit February 6, 2015
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